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Trams are the things that make Melbourne what it is. A tram is a big metal rectangular cube.

Muggles use this to get to places within the city area. You would take a tram if you want to be

squashed against other people, jerked around while standing up and not get anywhere in a

timely manner. However, they do keep those pesky buses out of the city as much as possible.

You may meet your more exotic muggles on trams. They generally have lovely words to shout

and scream at you for no reason. Trams take you to all part of the city from the zoo to

Melbourne Central shopping mall and even to the local art galleries. However, if you wish to go

out of the CBD then you will need to purchase the infamous myki.

Pro-tip- the muggles like to call the trams Rhinos, please note these are not actual rhinos so

don’t be scared when it is charging towards you.

TRAMS

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